Jewel nangi, I plagarized your song ok?

I ALMOST walked into this hot manager in the elevator. Almost. Dammit.
I have horrible timing. I wish I did walk into him, and fall down spraining something insignificant in the process, where he'd have to assist me 8 floors down (since I’d be hobbling). Why assist me 8 floors? Why some
timely miracle would stuck the elevator of course! and
then he'd be my friend forever.
sigh.